The Federal Republic of Canarian Isles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lennart with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and frequent executions. The cynical, devout population of 19.077 billion Canarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The two Capital Cities. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Canarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,701 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canarian Isles's national animal is the canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Canarian Isles is ranked 271,624^th in the world and 41^st in Lennart for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 616.68 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.