The Goosedom of Canadian Dominion is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hjonkson the Goose with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.815 billion Canadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toronto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 336 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,622 Canadian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 526,497 per year while the poor average 17,060, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.

Netizens fiercely argue over who loves Hjonkson the Goose more, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Canadian Dominion's national animal is the Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Hockey.

Canadian Dominion is ranked 59,733^rd in the world and 31^st in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,946.68 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.