The Socialist Federation of Canadian Democratic Republics is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Workers' Party of Canada with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 804 million Canadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vancouver. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Canadian economy, worth 68.7 trillion West Canadian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 85,416 West Canadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, and the Canadian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Democratic Republics's national animal is the Red-Bellied Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Canadian Democratic Republics is ranked 60,678^th in the world and 376^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 90.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.