The State of Campinas is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.123 billion Campinasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.5%.

The very strong Campinasian economy, worth 754 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 31,293 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, Campinas has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Campinas in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Campinas's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Campinas is ranked 11,010^th in the world and 5^th in Seychelles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.07 law-abiding acts per hour.