The Confederation of Camante is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Blumfeld with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.597 billion Camantians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Camantean economy, worth a remarkable 2,295 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 302,223 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,516,407 per year while the poor average 33,747, a ratio of 44.9 to 1.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Raza Times is sold out, families burn President Blumfeld's latest official photograph to keep warm, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Camante's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Everlasting Republic.

Camante is ranked 1,159^th in the world and 35^th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.87 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.