Population | 7.243 billion |
Capital | Callistagrad |
Leader | Tsar Sorianoria |
Faith | Various |
Currency | Ruble |
Animal | Bear |
The Tsardom of Callista Dispatches is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Sorianoria with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.243 billion Callistans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callistagrad. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Callistan economy, worth 597 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,471 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Callista Dispatches's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Various.
Callista Dispatches is ranked 95,751st in the world and 15th in Callista for Most Stationary, with 469.2860885456 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Callista Dispatches, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Callista Dispatches, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in Callista Dispatches, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
- : Following new legislation in Callista Dispatches, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
- : Callista Dispatches lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
- : Callista Dispatches was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Callista Dispatches, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in Callista Dispatches, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Callista Dispatches, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in Callista Dispatches, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat".