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You are a sick idiot! King Clown von Namelesswald VIII
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,833rdNicest Citizens: 18,888thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,932nd
The BROOMSTICK of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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Callista Cards

Population2.883 billion

CapitalCleveland
LeaderKing Clown von Namelesswald VIII
FaithPearism

CurrencyBaloo buck
AnimalCalifornia Grizzly

The BROOMSTICK of Callista Cards is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Clown von Namelesswald VIII with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, devout population of 2.883 billion Callistan Cards have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong struggling economy, worth 133 trillion Baloo bucks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,232 Baloo bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Callista Cards" at foreigners, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, discarded pennies litter the streets, and forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Callista Cards's national animal is the California Grizzly, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pearism.

Callista Cards is ranked 127,287th in the world and 51st in Callista for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 67.53 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,833rdNicest Citizens: 18,888thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,932ndLargest Welfare Programs: 21,200th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Callista Cards, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
  • : Callista Cards was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Callista Cards, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Callista Cards, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Callista Cards, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Callista Cards" at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Callista Cards, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
  • : Following new legislation in Callista Cards, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Callista Cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Callista Cards, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Following new legislation in Callista Cards, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.
  • : Callista Cards was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".

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