Population | 6.684 billion |
Currency | good news |
Animal | chemicals |
The Chemicals of Calling Listening is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.684 billion Calling Listeningians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Calling Listeningian economy, worth 815 trillion good news a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,956 good news, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 354,221 per year while the poor average 33,236, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.
Army rations are served on silver platters, Calling Listening has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Calling Listeningians, and dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calling Listening's national animal is the chemicals, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Calling Listening is ranked 199,850th in the world and 59th in Stereo Hearts for Most Stationary, with 47.89078184988 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Calling Listening, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
- : Calling Listening was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Calling Listening, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Calling Listeningians.
- : Following new legislation in Calling Listening, Calling Listening has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Calling Listening was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Calling Listening, army rations are served on silver platters.
- : Following new legislation in Calling Listening, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
- : Following new legislation in Calling Listening, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
- : Following new legislation in Calling Listening, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others.
- : Following new legislation in Calling Listening, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.