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Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Nudest: 1,183rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,372ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,568th
The Colony of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Calimao

Population569 million

CurrencyCalimon
AnimalCat

The Colony of Calimao is a huge, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 569 million Calimaoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Calimaoan economy, worth 18.5 trillion Calimons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,585 Calimons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Calimao City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calimao's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Calimao is ranked 239,508th in the world and 6,581st in the Rejected Realms for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -13 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Nudest: 1,183rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,372ndTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,568thNicest Citizens: 15,651stLargest Welfare Programs: 22,849th
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Nudest: 34th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 307th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 324th in the regionNicest Citizens: 332nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 517th in the regionMost Inclusive: 696th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Calimao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".
  • : Following new legislation in Calimao, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Calimao City.
  • : Following new legislation in Calimao, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Following new legislation in Calimao, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Calimao, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Calimao, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Calimao was endorsed by The Anti-Government Anarchy of United Anarchists of Earth.
  • : Following new legislation in Calimao, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in Calimao, document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Calimao, voting is compulsory.

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