The Community of California College of ASU is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 236 million Californians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Californian economy, worth 10.5 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,665 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,948 per year while the poor average 3,966, a ratio of 63.0 to 1.

Dessert dishes make up the Californian breakfast menu, surveillance cameras are banned, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. California College of ASU's national animal is the canary, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

California College of ASU is ranked 282,605^th in the world and 628^th in California Colleges and Universities for Largest Black Market, with 37.9 billion Standard Monetary Units.