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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,896thRudest Citizens: 1,920thFattest Citizens: 2,137th
The Kingdom of
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Population2.6 billion

LeaderKing Paul II


The Kingdom of Calibert is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Paul II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.6 billion Calibertians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Calibertian economy, worth 412 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,774 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 698,816 per year while the poor average 22,644, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Eagle Dung" has been declared a national treasure, gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Calibertians any less frightened. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Calibert's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Calibert is ranked 2,948th in the world and 1st in The Monarchy alliance for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 150,677.02 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,896thRudest Citizens: 1,920thFattest Citizens: 2,137thLargest Retail Industry: 2,375thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,547thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,948thMost Avoided: 3,132ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,798thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,931stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,398thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,642ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,284thHighest Crime Rates: 6,669thMost Efficient Economies: 8,074thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,282ndMost Armed: 8,536thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,628thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,523rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,801stHighest Average Incomes: 11,418thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,529thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,067thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,742ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,971stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,184thSmartest Citizens: 15,240thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,036thLargest Mining Sector: 16,304th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the region

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