The Sports Paradise of Caleonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Takanori Aki with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.06 billion Caleonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cooper. The average income tax rate is 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Caleonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,108 trillion figmas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 232,723 figmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caleonia's national animal is the Mikudayo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caleonia is ranked 9,515^th in the world and 4^th in Neo Otaku Utopia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,086.06 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.