The United Realms of Calenmor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Araslant Moreg with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.278 billion Calenmoris hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draugost. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Calenmorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,146 trillion Mirians a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 226,831 Mirians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's more vermin than ever on the metro, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Draugost's playgrounds, and parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calenmor's national animal is the Draugmor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Calenmor is ranked 4,478^th in the world and 38^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.23 law-abiding acts per hour.