So long and thanks for all the calamari The Worker's Councils of Comrades
Most Valuable International Artwork: 764thMost Pacifist: 3,936thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,438th
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Calamari Lands

Population5.409 billion

LeaderThe Worker's Councils of Comrades
FaithCritical Thinking


The Anarchist Territories of Calamari Lands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Worker's Councils of Comrades with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.409 billion Squid Peeps hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kéfalokratía. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Calamarilandese economy, worth 628 trillion INkoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,251 INkoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Kéfalokratía Times is sold out, most people learn to drive on crash courses, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calamari Lands's national animal is the Kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Critical Thinking.

Calamari Lands is ranked 233,435th in the world and 59th in Mariner Trench for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 764thTop
Most Pacifist: 3,936thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,438thMost Inclusive: 4,616thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,873rdSafest: 4,926thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,067thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,515thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,540thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,008thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,417thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,646thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,660thBest Weather: 6,897thMost Developed: 6,973rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,305thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,330thSmartest Citizens: 8,673rdNicest Citizens: 8,716thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,095thLowest Crime Rates: 9,433rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,286thLargest Governments: 10,603rdMost Secular: 12,029thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,663rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,349thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,761stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,704thMost Influential: 19,006thMost Efficient Economies: 19,531stRudest Citizens: 23,694th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the region

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