The University of Cal State Chico is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.097 billion Chicoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chico. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The thriving Chicoan economy, worth 70.7 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 64,461 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,173 per year while the poor average 13,148, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and Cal State Chico has designated Chico as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cal State Chico's national animal is the wildcat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cal State Chico is ranked 289,755^th in the world and 649^th in California Colleges and Universities for Largest Governments, scoring 7.87 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.