The University of Cal Poly San Luis Obispo is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 827 million San Luis Obispans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Luis Obispo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong San Luis Obispan economy, worth 40.5 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,005 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,846 per year while the poor average 3,072, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and Cal Poly San Luis Obispo has designated San Luis Obispo as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cal Poly San Luis Obispo's national animal is the mustang, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo is ranked 175,897^th in the world and 166^th in California Colleges and Universities for Highest Average Incomes, with 49,005.82 Standard Monetary Units.