Population | 6.897 billion |
Currency | Fauzjhiaux |
Animal | Cat |
The People's Republic of Caizbeice is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.897 billion Caizbeiceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Caizbeicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,751 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,981 Fauzjhiauxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Gambling is outlawed, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caizbeice's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Caizbeice is ranked 40,505th in the world and 1st in Sauzsialislhe Canazbha for Most Stationary, with 1,114.15639110612 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Caizbeice was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
- : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
- : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, gambling is outlawed.
- : Caizbeice was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
- : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, economists claim no news is good news.
- : Caizbeice was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".