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Most Patriotic: 417thLargest Agricultural Sector: 669thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,505th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Contender
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Caizbeice

Population6.897 billion

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalCat

The People's Republic of Caizbeice is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.897 billion Caizbeiceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Caizbeicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,751 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,981 Fauzjhiauxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caizbeice's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caizbeice is ranked 40,505th in the world and 1st in Sauzsialislhe Canazbha for Most Stationary, with 1,114.15639110612 days.

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Most Patriotic: 417thLargest Agricultural Sector: 669thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,505thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,600thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,600thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,652ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,688thMost Armed: 1,853rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,099thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,818thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,822ndTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,760thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,148thHighest Average Incomes: 5,102ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,528thLargest Black Market: 6,250thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,945thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,295thBest Weather: 9,906thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,972ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,200thSmartest Citizens: 12,240thMost Inclusive: 14,221stMost Efficient Economies: 14,577thHighest Economic Output: 14,758thMost Authoritarian: 14,858thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,665thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,059thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,820thHighest Food Quality: 21,685thMost Devout: 22,423rdLargest Governments: 24,438thMost Influential: 24,471stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,574thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,076thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,734thMost Developed: 27,781st
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caizbeice was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
  • : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Caizbeice was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Caizbeice, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Caizbeice was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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