NATION

PASSWORD

The Future is in Caitistana
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,537thMost Pacifist: 9,395thSafest: 13,210th
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Caitistana

Population201 million

CurrencyCaitistanan Phama
AnimalPenguin

The Democratic Republic of Caitistana is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 201 million Caitistanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Caitistanan economy, worth 13.6 trillion Caitistanan Phamas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,839 Caitistanan Phamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Leader, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caitistana's national animal is the Penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Caitistana is ranked 119,567th in the world and 744th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,017.28 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,537thMost Pacifist: 9,395thTop
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Safest: 13,210thMost Inclusive: 18,863rdNicest Citizens: 19,466thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,352ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,058thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,487thLeast Corrupt Governments: 24,181stMost Influential: 25,163rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Leader.
  • : Caitistana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and Safest and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Caitistana, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Caitistana voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".

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