|Leader||the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council|
The Commonwealth of Cairnben is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.655 billion Cairnbenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nubierth. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Cairnbenian economy, worth 823 trillion bretzels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,671 bretzels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, skateparks can be found in every city, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cairnben's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Free Land of Durgron.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Xandarnia.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Kianese Empire of McMasterdonia.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tsardom of Leonlandia.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Following new legislation in Cairnben, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Purple nation of Aerilia.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Norvayopia.
- : Cairnben was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Cairnben was endorsed by The Federation of Kontara.
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