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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 546th Most Influential: 879th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,205th
The Commonwealth of
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Population5.655 billion

Leaderthe Chairman of the Commonwealth Council


The Commonwealth of Cairnben is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Chairman of the Commonwealth Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.655 billion Cairnbenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nubierth. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cairnbenian economy, worth 823 trillion bretzels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,671 bretzels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, skateparks can be found in every city, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cairnben's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cairnben is ranked 168,794th in the world and 8,718th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -24.7 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 546thMost Influential: 879thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,205thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,210thSafest: 1,638thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,673rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,715thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,726thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,949thBest Weather: 2,226thMost Pacifist: 2,236thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,260thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,279thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,302ndNicest Citizens: 2,414thMost Developed: 2,467thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,637thMost Inclusive: 2,885thHealthiest Citizens: 3,567thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,787thSmartest Citizens: 3,789thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,992ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,179thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,246thMost Efficient Economies: 4,320thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,657thLargest Governments: 5,124thMost Cultured: 5,153rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,652ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,686thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,821stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,669thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,716thNudest: 8,114thTop
Most Secular: 10,631stMost Income Equality: 12,308thHighest Average Incomes: 13,671stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,108thHighest Economic Output: 16,931st
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 52nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 83rd in the regionSafest: 88th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 94th in the regionMost Pacifist: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 125th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 129th in the regionBest Weather: 130th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 132nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 133rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 139th in the regionMost Developed: 143rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 147th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 157th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 173rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 190th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 194th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 197th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 220th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 232nd in the regionLargest Governments: 238th in the regionMost Cultured: 245th in the regionNudest: 252nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 271st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 274th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 315th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 334th in the regionMost Influential: 343rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 370th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 403rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 501st in the regionMost Secular: 529th in the regionMost Income Equality: 638th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 672nd in the regionMost Stationary: 672nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 719th in the regionLargest Populations: 726th in the region

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