The Queendom of Cailee Spaeny is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.7 billion Spaenyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spaenyland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The Spaenyian economy, worth 328 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,713 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, voting is voluntary, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cailee Spaeny's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cailee Spaeny is ranked 281,052^nd in the world and 74^th in Jyzeria for Most Extreme, scoring 5.68 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.