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Largest Populations: 7thMost Stationary: 227thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,009th
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Population42.966 billion

CapitalCaffeinneburg City
LeaderArchduke Mister Chris VI


The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 42.966 billion Caffeinneburgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 23.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Caffeinneburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,016 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,934 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 263,435th in the world and 62nd in North America for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -33.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 7thMost Stationary: 227thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,009thBest Weather: 2,013thMost Influential: 2,331stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,388thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,193rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,255thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,835thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,904thHighest Economic Output: 9,572ndMost Cultured: 10,290thMost Armed: 11,549thMost Secular: 11,893rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,029thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,560thHighest Food Quality: 13,049thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 14,914thSmartest Citizens: 15,900thLowest Crime Rates: 17,478thHealthiest Citizens: 21,137thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,933rd
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Central Nation, Daya Mig, and South Waff Blan.