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In Mocha Speramus
Safest: 1,075thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,328thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,361st
The United Coffee Provinces of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Caffeinetopia

Population9.881 billion

CapitalLatteville
LeaderPresident Cappuccino

CurrencyCoffee Bean
AnimalAsian Palm Civet

The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Cappuccino with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 9.881 billion Caffeinetopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latteville. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinetopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,565 trillion Coffee Beans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,409 Coffee Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Caffeinetopian Navy, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Caffeinetopia's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinetopia's national animal is the Asian Palm Civet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinetopia is ranked 235,885th in the world and 5,788th in Lazarus for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -8.25 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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1%
Safest: 1,075thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,328thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,361stMost Influential: 2,496thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,717thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,067thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,068thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,674thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,905thMost Developed: 4,111thHealthiest Citizens: 4,273rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,283rdMost Pacifist: 4,449thLargest Governments: 4,685thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,094thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,209thLowest Crime Rates: 5,379thSmartest Citizens: 5,379thHighest Food Quality: 5,388thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,875thBest Weather: 5,884thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,923rdMost Inclusive: 5,949thMost Cultured: 6,546thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,616thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,846thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,620thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,091stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,336thMost Efficient Economies: 11,078thHighest Economic Output: 13,013thTop
10%
Most Secular: 13,586thHighest Average Incomes: 13,637thNicest Citizens: 14,201stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,432ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,049thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,606th
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1%
Most Influential: 16th in the regionSafest: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 121st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 171st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 173rd in the regionMost Developed: 174th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 188th in the regionLargest Governments: 199th in the regionMost Pacifist: 216th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 221st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 242nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 248th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 252nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 273rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 281st in the regionMost Inclusive: 281st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 291st in the regionBest Weather: 306th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 306th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 317th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 319th in the regionTop
10%
Most Cultured: 351st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 364th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 378th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 429th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 431st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 496th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 657th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caffeinetopia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Caffeinetopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinetopia, refugees from other nations are flocking to Caffeinetopia's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinetopia, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinetopia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinetopia, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Caffeinetopian Navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinetopia, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Caffeinetopia altered its national flag.
  • : Caffeinetopia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Caffeinetopia ceased to exist in Cape of Good Hope.

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