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Most Valuable International Artwork: 140thMost Influential: 2,124thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,237th
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Caffeine Addicts

Population10.697 billion

CapitalJava City
LeaderGeneric Leader

Currencycoffee bean
AnimalPalm Civet Cat

The Undead Creamy Brown Colony of Caffeine Addicts is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Generic Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.697 billion Addicts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Java City. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Addicted economy, worth a remarkable 2,320 trillion coffee beans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,934 coffee beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, news headlines suggest that Generic Leader has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Caffeine Addicts's national animal is the Palm Civet Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beanology.

Caffeine Addicts is ranked 4,250th in the world and 8th in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 19,084.2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 140thMost Influential: 2,124thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,237thTop
Most Developed: 2,646thMost Inclusive: 2,910thMost Pacifist: 2,939thSafest: 3,028thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,053rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,080thSmartest Citizens: 3,094thHighest Food Quality: 3,306thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,844thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,926thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,224thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,250thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,613thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,631stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,987thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,173rdMost Cultured: 5,176thHighest Average Incomes: 5,952ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,011thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,058thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,169thNicest Citizens: 6,880thLowest Crime Rates: 7,184thLargest Retail Industry: 7,648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,909thHighest Economic Output: 7,994thLargest Governments: 8,003rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,656thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,367thRudest Citizens: 9,898thBest Weather: 10,469thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,626thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,765thMost Secular: 12,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,236thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14,705thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,931stHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,392ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,322nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the region

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