The Holy Empire of Caesar Von Bingen is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Anastasia I with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.207 billion Caesar Von Bingenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boizenförde. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caesar Von Bingenian economy, worth 332 trillion Royal Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,790 Royal Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caesar Von Bingen's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Caesar Von Bingen is ranked 185,001^st in the world and 24^th in Bluecrown Keep for Most Primitive, scoring -205.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.