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Most Advanced Public Education: 122ndLargest Welfare Programs: 219thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 272nd
The Rose Commune of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population19.518 billion

LeaderEster ScŠuola

Animalblue-billed duck

The Rose Commune of Caelapes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ester ScŠuola with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.518 billion Caelapenes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ScŠva. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Caelapitan economy, worth a remarkable 4,735 trillion rosariuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 242,635 rosariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caelapes's national animal is the blue-billed duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Caelapes is ranked 518th in the world and 6th in The Internationale for Healthiest Citizens, with 39.66 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Advanced Public Education: 122ndLargest Welfare Programs: 219thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 282ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 303rdMost Inclusive: 304thMost Compassionate Citizens: 341stMost Developed: 359thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 371stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 374thLongest Average Lifespans: 408thLeast Corrupt Governments: 409thNicest Citizens: 420thLargest Governments: 464thHealthiest Citizens: 518thSmartest Citizens: 540thMost Advanced Public Transport: 542ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 600thMost Beautiful Environments: 705thHighest Poor Incomes: 754thMost Pacifist: 794thMost Subsidized Industry: 830thLowest Crime Rates: 838thMost Cultured: 939thSafest: 976thBest Weather: 1,268thMost Efficient Economies: 1,549thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,850thHighest Economic Output: 1,924thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,125thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,633rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,482ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,705thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,015thMost Influential: 5,042ndMost Secular: 5,530thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,921stLargest Populations: 6,441stMost Income Equality: 7,640thMost Armed: 11,100th
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 53rd in the region

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