The Rose Commune of Caelapes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ester ScŠuola with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.905 billion Caelapenes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ScŠva. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Caelapitan economy, worth a remarkable 4,829 trillion rosariuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 242,614 rosariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caelapes's national animal is the blue-billed duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The Republic of Puhon.
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The Sovereign Socialist Republic of Kaamapoori.
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The People's Republic of Red Sanguina.
- : Caelapes's influence in The Internationale fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Caelapes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The Borderlands of Sino-Terranesia.
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The United Commune of Fiern.
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The Democratic Confederation of Medlidande.
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The United Socialist States of International Socialist Union.
- : Caelapes was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Ontopia.
Endorsements Received: 38 » Terranova-Serre, Esgeirimmen, Saltspring Island, Duravia, Albania 3, Minahasa, Upcrus, Karlos, Choveynia, Doultrenia, Novaci, Zerphen, Darfaria, The Great Party, Prozitia, Bohstavia, Islati Scyia, Golinistan, Attempted Socialism, The Commune of Meddle, Weaventingost, New Ordiel Kalibleland, Absurd Land, East Nazareth, Bernieland Republic, Bunkaiia, Meorlanorde, Carrico, The Anarchic Collective of Z, Democratic Manceff, Ontopia, International Socialist Union, Medlidande, Fiern, Sino-Terranesia, Red Sanguina, Kaamapoori, and Puhon.