Ego vero custos mei fratris sum.
Most Advanced Public Education: 116thLargest Welfare Programs: 220thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 268th
The Rose Commune of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population19.905 billion

LeaderEster ScŠuola

Animalblue-billed duck

The Rose Commune of Caelapes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ester ScŠuola with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.905 billion Caelapenes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ScŠva. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Caelapitan economy, worth a remarkable 4,829 trillion rosariuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 242,614 rosariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caelapes's national animal is the blue-billed duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Caelapes is ranked 204,661st in the world and 466th in The Internationale for Most Primitive, scoring -660.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Advanced Public Education: 116thLargest Welfare Programs: 220thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 268thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 269thHighest Average Tax Rates: 300thMost Inclusive: 319thMost Compassionate Citizens: 342ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 357thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 358thMost Developed: 362ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 399thLongest Average Lifespans: 416thNicest Citizens: 431stLargest Governments: 464thMost Advanced Public Transport: 516thHealthiest Citizens: 522ndSmartest Citizens: 538thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 602ndMost Beautiful Environments: 701stMost Pacifist: 786thLowest Crime Rates: 837thMost Subsidized Industry: 871stMost Cultured: 932ndSafest: 940thHighest Poor Incomes: 968thBest Weather: 1,253rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,576thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,621stHighest Economic Output: 1,934thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,112thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,578thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,503rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,661stMost Influential: 4,836thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,869thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,988thMost Secular: 5,406thLargest Populations: 6,471stMost Income Equality: 9,171stTop
Most Armed: 11,277th
Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the region

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