The Republic of Cad Veron Phaa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.66 billion Cad Veron Phaans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cad Veron Phaan economy, worth a remarkable 3,530 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 225,418 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, and estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cad Veron Phaa's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cad Veron Phaa is ranked 34,627^th in the world and 699^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 78 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.