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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,024thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,858thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,545th
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Cabrito

Population169 million

CurrencyCabritinhas
AnimalCabrito

The Holy Empire of Cabrito is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 169 million Cabritoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Cabritoan economy, worth 6.58 trillion Cabritinhas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 38,941 Cabritinhas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room", protests are legal but strictly supervised, and the Cabrito Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabrito's national animal is the Cabrito, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cabrito is ranked 47,483rd in the world and 586th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 5.87 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,024thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,858thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 22,545thNicest Citizens: 25,156th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cabrito was endorsed by The Republic of Kaprein.
  • : Cabrito's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Cabrito, the Cabrito Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabrito, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • : Cabrito was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Cabrito, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room".
  • : Following new legislation in Cabrito, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabrito, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Cabrito was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabrito, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.

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