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Most Devout: 461stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,021stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,405th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Byzantiaum

Population13.976 billion

CapitalConstantinopel
LeaderImperious Leader
FaithOrthodox Catholic Church

Currencyshekel
Animaldolphin

The Holy Empire of Byzantiaum is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperious Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.976 billion Byzantians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinopel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Byzantiaumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,379 trillion shekels a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,237 shekels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 520,040 per year while the poor average 43,194, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Byzantians, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Byzantiaum's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Orthodox Catholic Church.

Byzantiaum is ranked 10,077th in the world and 199th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,340.24077307828 days.

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Most Devout: 461stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,021stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,405thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,797thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,267thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,543rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,683rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,632ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,407thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,102ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,704thBest Weather: 9,705thHighest Economic Output: 9,774thMost Stationary: 10,077thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,961stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,972ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,371stHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,398thMost Influential: 14,482ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,910thMost Efficient Economies: 16,698thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,750thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,918thMost Developed: 21,585thLargest Governments: 23,681stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,040thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,207thMost Cultured: 27,628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,622ndLargest Populations: 29,194th
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Most Devout: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 66th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 163rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196th in the regionMost Stationary: 199th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 247th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 291st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 293rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 303rd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 414th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 435th in the regionLargest Populations: 481st in the regionBest Weather: 481st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 529th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 547th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 581st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 582nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Byzantiaum, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzantiaum, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzantiaum, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Byzantians.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzantiaum, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzantiaum, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzantiaum, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzantiaum, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzantiaum, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
  • : Byzantiaum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzantiaum, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat".

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