The Kingdom of Bwllkilt is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kenneth McKinney with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The devout population of 15.869 billion Bwllkilts are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odinsborough. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Bwllkiltish economy, worth 382 trillion hybrids a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,075 hybrids, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art", Odinsborough has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Chinamerica, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', and young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bwllkilt's national animal is the highlander, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is the Cult of Druids.

Bwllkilt is ranked 139,278^th in the world and 1^st in Chinamerica for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.9 law-abiding acts per hour.