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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 528th Most Influential: 858th Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,960th
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Population6.053 billion

LeaderLord Butthurt


The Kingdom of Butthurtius is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Butthurt with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.053 billion Butthurtiusians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bergoton. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Butthurtiusian economy, worth 758 trillion Ragolas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 125,327 Ragolas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Butthurtiusian selfishness, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Butthurtius's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Butthurtius is ranked 147,572nd in the world and 7,612th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -7.87 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 528thMost Influential: 858thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,960thMost Cultured: 8,264thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 9,994thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,076thHealthiest Citizens: 10,166thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,172ndMost Developed: 10,819thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,669thRudest Citizens: 11,911thMost Stationary: 13,619thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,721stSmartest Citizens: 14,698thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,066thBest Weather: 15,263rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,126th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Stationary: 301st in the regionMost Influential: 335th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 392nd in the regionMost Cultured: 410th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 487th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 491st in the regionRudest Citizens: 508th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 555th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 559th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 563rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 574th in the regionMost Developed: 640th in the regionLargest Populations: 653rd in the regionNudest: 660th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 767th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 788th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 812th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 814th in the regionBest Weather: 823rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 853rd in the region

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