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Nuts!
Nudest: 206thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,171stMost Stationary: 8,688th
The Darwinian Force of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Burning

Population17.902 billion

CapitalGalapagos City
LeaderCharles Darwin
Faitha major religion

CurrencyDim
Animalleopard

The Darwinian Force of Burning is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Charles Darwin with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.902 billion Burningians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galapagos City. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The large but inefficient Burningian economy, worth 737 trillion Dims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,169 Dims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Galapagos City Times is sold out, and 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burning's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Burning is ranked 145,433rd in the world and 1st in The Darwin Allied Republics for Rudest Citizens, with 43.12 Insults Per Minute.

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Nudest: 206thTop
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,171stMost Stationary: 8,688thLargest Populations: 10,544thMost Influential: 11,069thTop
10%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,762ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,747thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,014thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,297thMost Pacifist: 23,384th

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  • : Burning was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Burning was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Burning was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Burning was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Burning was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Burning was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Burning was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Burning was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Burning was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Burning was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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