Hot Dogs are not sandwiches His Ascended Memeness Ken Bone
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 743rd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,429th Most Influential: 1,530th
The Bacon-Loving Hippie Commune of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population5.01 billion

LeaderHis Ascended Memeness Ken Bone

CurrencyNondescript Monetary Unit

The Bacon-Loving Hippie Commune of Burlingtonland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Ascended Memeness Ken Bone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.01 billion Burlingtonlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burlington. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Burlingtonlandian economy, worth 748 trillion Nondescript Monetary Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,364 Nondescript Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burlingtonland's national animal is the Zephyr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Burlingtonland is ranked 167,938th in the world and 8,680th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -22.05 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 743rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,429thMost Influential: 1,530thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,559thNicest Citizens: 1,707thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,728thMost Pacifist: 1,905thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,091stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,500thMost Inclusive: 2,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,659thBest Weather: 2,730thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,811thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,929thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,105thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,121stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,446thHealthiest Citizens: 3,577thMost Developed: 3,619thSafest: 3,687thMost Cultured: 3,959thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,035thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,137thLargest Governments: 5,077thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,119thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,593rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,766thSmartest Citizens: 5,855thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,731stMost Efficient Economies: 6,946thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,220thNudest: 8,520thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,660thHighest Average Incomes: 12,823rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,157th
Largest Welfare Programs: 72nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 87th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Pacifist: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 121st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 132nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 146th in the regionMost Inclusive: 160th in the regionBest Weather: 165th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 167th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 170th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 184th in the regionMost Cultured: 189th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 192nd in the regionSafest: 194th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 197th in the regionMost Developed: 205th in the regionLargest Governments: 235th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 242nd in the regionNudest: 264th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 278th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 281st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 322nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 399th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 493rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 546th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 568th in the regionMost Influential: 612th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 617th in the regionMost Politically Free: 727th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 806th in the regionLargest Populations: 837th in the region

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