You can't win them all
Fattest Citizens: 2,817thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,846thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,186th
The Federal Republic of
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Population9.36 billion

LeaderRadimir Kajetán Armas

CurrencyLacrosse stick

The Federal Republic of Burka is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Radimir Kajetán Armas with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.36 billion Burkans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nirsk. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Burkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,848 trillion Lacrosse sticks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,500 Lacrosse sticks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Passengers often cause a stink on public transport, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, Burka isn't what it used to be, and the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burka's national animal is the Cookabura, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Burka is ranked 8,970th in the world and 430th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,447.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Fattest Citizens: 2,817thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,846thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,186thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,643rdMost Influential: 4,208thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,255thLargest Governments: 4,817thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,466thMost Patriotic: 5,483rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,545thMost Efficient Economies: 5,772ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,782ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,520thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,783rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,577thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,993rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,743rdSmartest Citizens: 8,750thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,970thLowest Crime Rates: 9,054thMost Developed: 9,624thMost Inclusive: 9,658thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,204thHighest Economic Output: 10,420thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,081stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,823rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,086thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,805thLargest Black Market: 15,783rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,231stMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,697th
Most Influential: 30th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 147th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 166th in the regionFattest Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 182nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 196th in the regionLargest Governments: 208th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 229th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 250th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 256th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 265th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 281st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 286th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 327th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 331st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 352nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 386th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 400th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 407th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 430th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 462nd in the regionMost Developed: 472nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 475th in the regionMost Inclusive: 482nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 487th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 587th in the regionNudest: 649th in the regionLargest Black Market: 699th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 725th in the region

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