The Kingdom of Burgeeland is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 687 million Burgeelandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.1%.

The very strong Burgeelandian economy, worth 49.1 trillion Burgãoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 71,416 Burgãoes, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Burgeelandian stage setups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burgeeland's national animal is the Texugo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Burgeeland is ranked 173,663^rd in the world and 14^th in Chratesia for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.74 crimes per hour.