The Holy Empire of Bullpups is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bean with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.584 billion Bullpupsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bullpupsian economy, worth 698 trillion memeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 125,033 memeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bullpups's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bullpups is ranked 179,625^th in the world and 7,181^st in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.07 Crimes Per Hour.