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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,519thMost Influential: 1,608thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,724th
The Holy Empire of
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Population5.584 billion



The Holy Empire of Bullpups is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bean with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.584 billion Bullpupsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bullpupsian economy, worth 698 trillion memeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 125,033 memeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bullpups's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bullpups is ranked 179,625th in the world and 7,181st in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.07 Crimes Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,519thMost Influential: 1,608thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 6,724thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,440thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,873rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,929thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,486thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,998thMost Secular: 17,285thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,375thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,910thLargest Retail Industry: 18,041stMost Stationary: 18,345thHighest Drug Use: 18,561stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,821stMost Cultured: 19,778thSmartest Citizens: 20,339thHighest Average Incomes: 20,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,643rd
Most Influential: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 175th in the regionMost Stationary: 272nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 303rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 340th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 343rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 359th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 382nd in the regionLargest Populations: 400th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 438th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 447th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 494th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 525th in the regionMost Cultured: 536th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 539th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 548th in the regionFattest Citizens: 551st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 561st in the regionMost Secular: 573rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 581st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 640th in the regionNudest: 642nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 667th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 676th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 687th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 724th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 744th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 757th in the regionMost Developed: 790th in the region

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