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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,632ndMost Influential: 2,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,432nd
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Population9.924 billion



The Holy Empire of Bullpups is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bean with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.924 billion Bullpupsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bullpupsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion memeses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,816 memeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bullpups's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bullpups is ranked 88,264th in the world and 3,490th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,220.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,632ndMost Influential: 2,205thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,432ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,479thMost Stationary: 13,103rdLargest Black Market: 13,243rdTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 14,212thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,311thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,941stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,282ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,347thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,274thMost Secular: 17,977thSmartest Citizens: 18,515thHighest Economic Output: 18,696thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,988thMost Cultured: 19,453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,869thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,965thMost Developed: 23,970thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,669thLargest Governments: 24,836thLowest Crime Rates: 25,882ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,085thMost Patriotic: 26,284th
Most Influential: 100th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionLargest Black Market: 169th in the regionMost Stationary: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 232nd in the regionLargest Populations: 284th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 288th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 355th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 369th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 380th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 423rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 457th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 462nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 494th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 496th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 521st in the regionMost Cultured: 524th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 529th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 530th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 543rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 544th in the regionMost Secular: 548th in the regionNudest: 554th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 586th in the regionMost Patriotic: 601st in the regionLargest Governments: 624th in the regionMost Developed: 647th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 655th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 687th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 726th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 785th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 854th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 887th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 943rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 960th in the region

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