The Chicken Factory of Bucketheadland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 45.95 billion Bucketheadlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The strong Bucketheadlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,618 trillion kfcs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,282 kfcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bucketheadland's national animal is the fried chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bucketheadland is ranked 4,239^th in the world and 213^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.54 law-abiding acts per hour.