The State of Bucaramanga is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.382 billion Bucaramangans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The all-consuming Bucaramangan economy, worth a remarkable 1,451 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,541 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and Bucaramanga has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bucaramanga's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bucaramanga is ranked 239,978^th in the world and 6^th in San Salvador for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.56 law-abiding acts per hour.