The Free Land of Bruzzundunga is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Baby Jane Hudson with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.555 billion Bruzzundungans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaguarlandia. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bruzzundungan economy, worth 473 trillion Cocoa Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 185,467 Cocoa Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruzzundunga's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-theism.

Bruzzundunga is ranked 269,065^th in the world and 1,918^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -821.34 on the Hayek Index.