The only fight lost is the one that was abandoned.
Most Secular: 724thSafest: 774thLowest Crime Rates: 1,072nd
The Free Land of
Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population2.555 billion

LeaderBaby Jane Hudson

CurrencyCocoa Beans

The Free Land of Bruzzundunga is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Baby Jane Hudson with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.555 billion Bruzzundungans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaguarlandia. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bruzzundungan economy, worth 473 trillion Cocoa Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 185,467 Cocoa Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruzzundunga's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-theism.

Bruzzundunga is ranked 269,065th in the world and 1,918th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -821.34 on the Hayek Index.

Most Secular: 724thSafest: 774thLowest Crime Rates: 1,072ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,403rdMost Developed: 1,573rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,646thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,699thMost Influential: 1,715thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,914thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,996thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,064thHealthiest Citizens: 2,306thLargest Governments: 2,328thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,760thSmartest Citizens: 2,771stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,808thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,944thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,051stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,091stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,454thBest Weather: 3,587thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,723rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,844thMost Pacifist: 4,034thMost Inclusive: 4,038thHighest Food Quality: 4,050thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,560thMost Cultured: 5,003rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,354thNicest Citizens: 5,847thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,040thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,952ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,552ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,880thMost Patriotic: 8,593rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,010thMost Income Equality: 9,301stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,784th
Safest: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 50th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionBest Weather: 65th in the regionMost Cultured: 68th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 77th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 79th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 88th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 88th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 89th in the regionMost Pacifist: 94th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 104th in the regionMost Patriotic: 111th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 124th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 133rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Stationary: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 154th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Bruzzundunga was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Bruzzundunga endorsed The Communist Proletarian Union of Carrico.
  • : Bruzzundunga was endorsed by The Communist Proletarian Union of Carrico.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, diplomats in Bruzzundunga are furious at constant police surveillance.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 109 » Marxmeans, Shamian, Itilien, Kethania, Karelianastan, Bibliophilius, Rubumba, Picuros, Rezsia, Doultrenia, Phallas, The Reunification of Korea, Soviet Felines, Huelistan, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Thebrin, Vulga, Feyrisshire, Rothnia, Council of America, Parangaba, Arbados Balarascia, United States of Stalinia, Pro Bey, Maogeji, Saorta, Tewi, Virdmar, Ganjallia, Slakchtreen, The Greater Tulsa Area, Yeniseisk, Natiri, North Fluedan, Debordan, United Of Communist, Maxuus, Therlica, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Globialia, Luftetia, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Federal Republic of Rogarland, Seungli, Uinted Communist of Africa, Berlin Commune, Grebanistan, New Soviet States of America, Tastiana, Illeron, and 59 others.Unified Communist Councils, Cassaracen, Amogus diwan, Dudaev, South Merwervader Islands, Techno Socialystiche, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Shinzhou, -Gregoria, Mal SUncu, Brauengen, United States of Buffaloia, Konzhov, Floreznia, Transbiansylvania, Keltische, Kheltchistan, Councilist Communes, Soviet State of Covernant, Terlas, Borealian Communes, Pangeaeae, People Central, Autohorne, Saint Basilia, Timofeyland, The Aquaria, Heitoria, Mycenaean United States, Mallissa, Greater Hongshan, The Bon Fa Islands, Drachmia, Sodoran Alesia, Wice, Kraykon, Sopielepit, East Shancia, Empire of china, The Steephills, Rouvenor, Rohvenn, Afronovia, Cinnamon Valley, 104 Partisans, The Transmanian Islands, The Movion, Arpol, Halsoni, Socialist Balkon, Vinidad, Europa volksdemokratisch sozialistisch, Arzekt, Pogging Through The Pain, The Skrogs, Comuny, Flying-Penguins, Repolaa, and Carrico.