The People's Republic of Brunswaldin kanadia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 381 million Brunso-kanads are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NeploFästeinlet. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Brunswald-kanadian economy, worth 14.8 trillion Kanadian marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,766 Kanadian marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Even snitches get stitches, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime is moderate. Brunswaldin kanadia's national animal is the Moose.

Brunswaldin kanadia is ranked 256,132^nd in the world and 121^st in Aspen for Highest Average Incomes, with 38,766.77 Standard Monetary Units.