The Gameplayer of the Year of Bruhgundy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pickle rick with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.94 billion Bruhgundians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewhere in belgium idk. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.

The strong Bruhgundian economy, worth 187 trillion Funny TNO References a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,630 Funny TNO References, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, and Unironic Germanic Paganistic Larping has been named as Bruhgundy's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruhgundy's national animal is the Air Cav, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unironic Germanic Paganistic Larping.

Bruhgundy is ranked 259,246^th in the world and 15^th in Lardyland for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.