The Federal Republic of Brorlad is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Professor Fahrun Najeri with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.511 billion Brorladians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolphin City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Brorladian economy, worth a remarkable 3,547 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 308,200 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Brorlad retire only a few years after being appointed, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, all you have to do is pray to get into Brorlad, and dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brorlad's national animal is the Dolphins, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

Brorlad is ranked 329,960^th in the world and 18,563^rd in Chicken overlords for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -36.52 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.