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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 524thMost Compassionate Citizens: 647thMost Pacifist: 663rd
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Bronze beetles

Population3.862 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Bronze beetles is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, lack of airports, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.862 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bronzian economy, worth 770 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 199,597 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawmakers frequent the same speakeasies that they've publicly sworn to shut down, the Bronzian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, and mollycoddled youths run the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bronze beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Bronze beetles is ranked 134,960th in the world and 17th in World of Beetles for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 1,099.89 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 524thMost Compassionate Citizens: 647thMost Pacifist: 663rdLargest Welfare Programs: 698thNicest Citizens: 710thSafest: 804thMost Inclusive: 943rdMost Secular: 1,064thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,135thMost Income Equality: 1,238thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,325thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,347thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,492ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,567thBest Weather: 1,671stHighest Food Quality: 1,711thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,835thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,026thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,035thLargest Governments: 2,047thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,086thHealthiest Citizens: 2,168thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,220thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,361stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,393rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,472ndTop
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Most Developed: 3,069thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,246thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,703rdMost Cultured: 3,845thSmartest Citizens: 4,002ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,874thHighest Average Incomes: 7,538thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,002ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,015thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,740th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bronze beetles, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Bronze beetles, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
  • : Following new legislation in Bronze beetles, the Bronzian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Bronze beetles, lawmakers frequent the same speakeasies that they've publicly sworn to shut down.
  • : Following new legislation in Bronze beetles, Leprechauns have more rights than the average citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Bronze beetles, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
  • : Following new legislation in Bronze beetles, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Bronze beetles, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Bronze beetles, getting a blood transfusion from a Beetle entitles a foreigner to citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Bronze beetles, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.

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