The Depression of Brokenhearted is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Brooke Enhart with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.119 billion Brokenhearteds have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The strong Brokenhearted economy, worth 441 trillion Anti-Depressants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 54,339 Anti-Depressants, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, governments opposing Brokenhearted are beset by rebels, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brokenhearted's national animal is the Vulture and its national religion is Brokenhearted.

Brokenhearted is ranked 130,535^th in the world and 17^th in Jyzeria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,817.57 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.