The Million Pieces of Broken Heart is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Brooke Enhart with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.16 billion Brokenhearteds are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkness. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The strong Brokenhearted economy, worth 501 trillion Loves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,427 Loves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and black tea is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Broken Heart's national animal is the Vampire, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Brokenheart.

Broken Heart is ranked 154,553^rd in the world and 21^st in Jyzeria for Largest Governments, scoring 12.81 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.