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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,704thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,924thMost Devout: 18,978th
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Negotiator
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Reasonable
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Brocklehurst

Population3.145 billion

CapitalEckington Thames
LeaderPrime Minister Malcolm Tucker

Currencycrisp
Animalbadger

The Protectorate of Brocklehurst is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Malcolm Tucker with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.145 billion Brookes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eckington Thames. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Brocklehurstian economy, worth 174 trillion crisps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,382 crisps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brocklehurst's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brocklehurst is ranked 33,473rd in the world and 4th in Lewisham for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,561.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,704thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,924thTop
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Most Devout: 18,978thBest Weather: 23,157thNicest Citizens: 23,947thHighest Food Quality: 24,125thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,467thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,601stMost Inclusive: 25,623rdMost Cultured: 26,084thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,192nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Brocklehurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Brocklehurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Brocklehurst, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Brocklehurst's influence in Lewisham rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Brocklehurst was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Brocklehurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured, Nicest Citizens, and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Brocklehurst, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Brocklehurst, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Brocklehurst, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Brocklehurst, the 'sing-a-long with Prime Minister Malcolm Tucker' album is a popular souvenir.

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