The Soviet Military Queendom of Broatiana is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 557 million Broatians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Proteviksi. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Broatianan economy, worth 62.4 trillion Broatian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 111,981 Broatian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Broatiana's national animal is the Voldovik Valley Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Broatiana is ranked 108,974^th in the world and 2,031^st in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,827.06 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.