The Kingdom of Brittany is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Alan the Great with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.847 billion Bretons are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naoned. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The powerhouse Breton economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion euros a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,297 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 182,852 per year while the poor average 11,402, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, Brittany has designated Naoned as its capital city, King Alan the Great has just been declared ruler of Brittany in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Brittany's national religion. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Brittany's national animal is the stoat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Brittany is ranked 132,673^rd in the world and 23^rd in Terranova for Most Pacifist, with 70.24 cheeks turned per day.