The District of Brits Alive is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.338 billion Brits Aliveans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Brits Alivean economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,167 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 334,277 per year while the poor average 2,641, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, all tariffs have been abolished, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and Brits Alive has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brits Alive's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brits Alive is ranked 287,978^th in the world and 8^th in Kigali for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.27 law-abiding acts per hour.