Throw the cheese or get yeeted into a gulag!
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 200th Most Influential: 473rd Most Armed: 1,360th
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British Pacific Islands

Population1.225 billion

CapitalGround Zero
LeaderKing Bugcat


The Absolute Monarchy of British Pacific Islands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Bugcat with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.225 billion Cool Kids have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ground Zero. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 225 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,152 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in British Pacific Islands, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is totally unknown. British Pacific Islands's national animal is the Unicorn and its national religion is Bugcatism.

British Pacific Islands is ranked 18,316th in the world and 904th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,517.22 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 200thMost Influential: 473rdMost Armed: 1,360thMost Secular: 1,512thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,546thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,566thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,687thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,645thRudest Citizens: 4,705thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,569thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,962ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,053rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,290thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,705thMost Cultured: 12,186thSmartest Citizens: 12,489thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,160thLargest Black Market: 13,942ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,481stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,192ndMost Developed: 15,192ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,352ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,733rd
Most Armed: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 106th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionMost Influential: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 160th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 212th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 221st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 251st in the regionRudest Citizens: 266th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 270th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 333rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 356th in the regionLargest Black Market: 359th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 511th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 561st in the regionMost Cultured: 602nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 626th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 661st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 674th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 711th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 785th in the regionMost Developed: 834th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 841st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 849th in the region

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