The Constitutional Republic of British Norklon is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vegun Golding with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.326 billion British Norklonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oriamore City. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British Norklonian economy, worth 613 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,850 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes, for 25 pounds tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Norklon's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Norklon is ranked 11,373^rd in the world and 206^th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 88.87 on the Human Development Index.