The Constitutional Republic of British Norklon is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vegun Golding with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 6.157 billion British Norklonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oriamore City. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British Norklonian economy, worth 821 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,377 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Norklon's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Norklon is ranked 220,972^nd in the world and 1,044^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 6.64 Obesity Rate.